Dec 5, 2006
Pokemon
Name: Hegemon
Type: Ground
Attacks: Thrash; NAFTAckle; Scary Face; Incorporate
Notes: Found in 3 different varieties, Western, British, and American. The British variety has been driven to extinction by over-hunting in North America and South Asia. Only surviving species thrives in the swamps near the Potomac River. Not to be confused with the rock pokemon Gemnie. Evolves to Intervene-o-saur.
Name: Intervene-o-saur
Type: Ground
Attacks: Sand slash; Desert Storm; PR Slam; Harden
Notes: First sighted in Panama; indigenous to Balkan Peninsula — attempted migration to Sudan but got lost in Persian Gulf. Evolves from Hegemon.
WOAH! I had this exact same idea about a week ago! You’ve beaten me to it! I happened to stumble across your creation when googling hegemon while accidentally in images. Good work! Photoshopping leaves a little to be desired but your descriptions are absolute gold!
I don’t know who you are, but you’ve brightened my day!
Well thank you! It’s hard to find polisci/IR geeks who are also closet Pokemon fans…which I’m assuming is the combination required to not think I’m a complete idiot for posting this. Good luck with your future odd comic photoshopping pursuits.
OMG! THATS SO AWESOME I LOVE THAT!LOL
~*~I LOVE PUMPKINS!~*~