Joel Stein from Time has come up with a more equitable alternative to the controversial Olympic medal count ranking:

In my system, overall points would be weighted by how popular the sport is, as determined by television ratings. You got a bronze in the gymnastic floor competition? That’s 100 Olympic points. You nailed a gold in the modern pentathlon? (That’s pistol-shooting, épée fencing, swimming, horse-jumping and a run.) You get two points and the right to keep whatever European royal title your family is holding on to. Boxing champions get only three points, since everyone would clearly rather watch ultimate fighting. Sports in which competitors wear makeup get a deduction, as do sports played in only one area of the world: badminton (Asia), water polo (California), field hockey (Smith College).

["Raising the Stakes at the Olympics" via Time]

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